When will Lord Phaedrus learn to watch his girlish figure?

Phaedrus- Mom! Mom! I'm hungry!

April- *goes to feed the cats* ...you have food.

Phaedrus- That's not the food I want!

April- Your dish is full. That is the food you will eat...dear gods, I have turned into my parents.

Phaedrus- So...canned salmon time?

April- ...yeah.

This is why I never feel like an adult...

Librarian on the reference shift after me- "So, what are you doing this afternoon?"

April- "Playing video games."

Librarian- *blink* "What kind?"

April- "The kind where you kill a lot of dragons. Skyrim."

*blank look. conversation falters*

April- "so, about those bike trips we want to take when the weather changes..."