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Nov. 16th, 2012 10:54 pmShoki the Snake- Om NOM!
April- Um...You realize I am not a mouse, right?
Shoki- Nom.
April- It's cute how you are trying to constrict my wrist there, ineffective and only mildly painful, but cute. Four foot of python is not going to cut it, sir.
Shoki- Nom!
April- Ok, biting me under the finger nail as I pry you off was insult to injury, sir. Next time Vasuki is getting the plump mice and you are just getting hoppers. At least she was smart enough to realize she had done something a bit...off.
This post brought to you by a rather hilarious amount of bandages and one sullen snake. How do they ALWAYS manage to peg me somewhere I am going to bleed so much? It's like I have targets, snake-specific targets, along the edges of my fingernails.
April- Um...You realize I am not a mouse, right?
Shoki- Nom.
April- It's cute how you are trying to constrict my wrist there, ineffective and only mildly painful, but cute. Four foot of python is not going to cut it, sir.
Shoki- Nom!
April- Ok, biting me under the finger nail as I pry you off was insult to injury, sir. Next time Vasuki is getting the plump mice and you are just getting hoppers. At least she was smart enough to realize she had done something a bit...off.
This post brought to you by a rather hilarious amount of bandages and one sullen snake. How do they ALWAYS manage to peg me somewhere I am going to bleed so much? It's like I have targets, snake-specific targets, along the edges of my fingernails.
