I would like to spread some holiday cheer

Ladies and gentlemen, Distressing Aberration in NH, this is the last call for cards! Please to be lovingly depositing your proper names and addresses into this post here (comments are screened) if you would like a card from me this year. I can, at this point, promise they are rather hilarious, with a side of adorable.

This means you, pbray.

Santa!Ood will be sad if I have leftover cards. You don't want Santa!Ood to be sad, do you?